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Ruby Teys - The Two Queers Comedy Festival

Where
383 Bourke St
Darlinghurst NSW 2010
Australia
Kinselas Hotel
When

Saturday 24 February 2024 from 9pm to Sunday 25 February 2024 12pm

Cost

Adult: $35.00Early-bird (before Jan 31) : $30.00First Nations : $27.00

Presented as part of The Two Queers Comedy Festival 2024

In a galaxy far away, lived a slimy dewy slither of bacteria that would eventually evolve to birth four of the hottest celestial beings to ever roam planet Abyss Caldera. 

Being so hot came with many burdens for the aliens, as they began to warm their planet to the point of combustion. 

Eager to explore the universe and learn how to regulate one's temperature, they built a space crater big enough to fit all their costume changes, and small enough that they wouldn’t bypass any portals that would fast-track their travel time into their new adventure.

Fifteen minutes after take off, Gaffy needed to pee. Sharon forgot her favourite disco ball douche. Foxy lost her Roxy (bikini) and Ruby was getting pretty hungry “I knew I should have had a nibble of those Doritos at that BBQ in 2010!”

Before they could turn back, a big black hole caught them. The force took them for a Fisher and Paykel- up, down, round and round. Spitting them out just above planet Earth. 

The thing is, they had never landed in the crater before. Looks like they’re going to have to space-base jump!

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